Audio Dramas

"YOU KILLED ME!!!"
- (Galen Marek to Darth Vader in "The Force Unleashed")

Proxy: "I hate being him."
Galen Marek: "I think he does too."
- (Proxy about holographing Darth Vader in "The Force Unleashed")

"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"
- HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic

"Puns have never been my favourite form of humour, though..."
- Darkling http://www.joogn.de/f/viewtopic.php?p=83#p83


Athena: "Commander, wir empfangen Funkgespräche zwischen Purpur- und Orange-Geschwadern... Wir ~haben~ keine Purpur- oder Orange-Geschwader."
Adama: "Purpur und orange?"
Tigh: "Starbuck und Apollo."
Adama: "Möge Gott den Beiden beistehen."
- Kampfstern Galaktika

Athena: "Commander, we're picking up attack signals between Purple and Orange Squadrons. We don't ~have~ Purple and Orange Squadrons."
Commander Adama: "Purple and Orange?"
Col. Tigh: "Apollo and Starbuck."
Commander Adama: "Lord help them both."
- Battlestar Galactica

Elaine: "Hi Jerry."
Jerry: "Hello."
Elaine: "Did you get a haircut?"
Jerry: "Nope. Shower."
- Seinfeld

"Bulent's Screen Recorder is already not installed in this computer." [SIC]
- An error message I once got. Probably when trying to de-install it.

Brian: "So here's the thing. And don't get mad. And that part I can't stress enough - that's a great shirt by the way.
Erm, I... may... have... made out with Meg."
*pause*
*Lois punches Brian*
Brian: "Okay, I had that coming."
Lois: "What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastard."
Brian: "Look, I was drinking..."
Lois: "Ahh, what a shock!"
Brian: "Ahahahaha... Look the short version is, this morning she made me eat the hair in her pie."
*Lois punches Brian again*
Brian: "No, its not what you think, Stewie had some too."
*Lois punches Brian yet another time*
Brian: Stop punching me!
- Family Guy "Barely Legal"

The cheesiest line I've EVER heard in a song, it's so bad that it's funny:

Don't call me Gigolo
Don't call me Cassanova
Just call me on the phone
And baby come on over
- Def Leppard - Make Love Like A Man

"I am so full of rage, because I am so small. Napoleon, too, was small and he conquered half of Europe."
- Nicobi

"Hey, tell me what you did today. Oh, wait - I don't care."
- Nicobi

"You call it motion-controlled gaming, I call it putting a corporate-controlled monitoring device in your living room."
(Kinzie Kensington, "Saints Row the 3rd")

"You just got a way of trying to make things hard on yourself. Sex is great. Why complicate it with emotions and touching?"

Ivy to Abeille, Love not Found.